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Christmas_cookies.txt Guest on 25th August 2020 06:20:39 PM
  1.  Thought you'd all appreciate this recipe!!!!!!!!!!!  Good luck.
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  5. >  JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES
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  7. >  Christmas Cookie Active Ingredients:
  8. >
  9. >  1 cup of water
  10. >  1 tsp. baking soda
  11. >  1 cup of sugar
  12. >  1 tsp. salt
  13. >  1 cup of brown sugar
  14. >  lemon juice
  15. >  4 large eggs
  16. >  1 cup nuts
  17. >  2 cups of dried fruit
  18. >  1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
  19. >
  20. >  Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
  21. >  Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
  22. >  again, to be sure it is of the highest
  23. >  quality, pour one level cup and drink.
  24. >
  25. >  Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one
  26. >  cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  27. >
  28. >  Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
  29. >  At this point it's best to make sure the
  30. >  Cuervo is still OK, try another cup (just in case.)
  31. >
  32. >  Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
  33. >  leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
  34. >  the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
  35. >  frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
  36. >  turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
  37. >  in the beaterers just pry it loose with
  38. >  a drewscriver.
  39. >  Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  40. >
  41. >  Next, sift two cups of salt, or
  42. >  something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
  43. >  the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
  44. >  juice and strain your nuts. Add one
  45. >  table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
  46. >  somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
  47. >  the oven.
  48. >
  49. >  Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
  50. >  over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
  51. >  throw the bowl through the window, finish the
  52. >  Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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  54. >  CHERRY MISTMAS!
  55.    Yingle, yingle, yingle

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